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{"type":"standard","title":"Cefaclor","displaytitle":"Cefaclor","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q415167","titles":{"canonical":"Cefaclor","normalized":"Cefaclor","display":"Cefaclor"},"pageid":2104048,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Cefaclor.svg/330px-Cefaclor.svg.png","width":320,"height":183},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Cefaclor.svg/512px-Cefaclor.svg.png","width":512,"height":293},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1292954247","tid":"fe3d2c08-3cc9-11f0-8b9f-aeb42e4bbeca","timestamp":"2025-05-29T20:17:50Z","description":"Chemical compound","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cefaclor","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cefaclor?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cefaclor?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cefaclor"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cefaclor","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Cefaclor","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cefaclor?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cefaclor"}},"extract":"Cefaclor, sold under the trade name Ceclor among others, is a second-generation cephalosporin antibiotic used to treat certain bacterial infections such as pneumonia and infections of the ear, lung, skin, throat, and urinary tract. It is also available from other manufacturers as a generic.","extract_html":"
Cefaclor, sold under the trade name Ceclor among others, is a second-generation cephalosporin antibiotic used to treat certain bacterial infections such as pneumonia and infections of the ear, lung, skin, throat, and urinary tract. It is also available from other manufacturers as a generic.
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