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{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}
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{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
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