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Longfields is a neighbourhood in Barrhaven Ward in Ottawa, Ontario. This recent neighbourhood is located within the growing suburb of Barrhaven in the city's southwest and is bordered by Greenbank Road to the west, Strandherd Drive to the south, Woodroffe Avenue to the east, the CNR railway on the northwest and Fallowfield Road to the north.
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Dassu, also spelt Dasu or Dusso, is a town in Shigar, Baltistan, Pakistan. It is located at 35°43'0N 75°31'0E' and has an altitude of 2440 metres.
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