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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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Eero Olavi Hämeenniemi is a Finnish composer, musician and writer. He was born in Valkeakoski. He is an adjunct professor at the University of the Arts Helsinki and he has played and recorded solo improvisation concerts.
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