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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
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Harry Jarman was a Welsh international forward who played club rugby for Newport and Pontypool. He won four caps for Wales and also played for the British Isles in their 1910 tour of South Africa. In 1928 Jarman died when he threw himself in front of a runaway coal truck which was heading towards a group of playing children.
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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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