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William Lundon was an Irish nationalist politician and MP in the House of Commons of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and as member of the Irish Parliamentary Party represented East Limerick when elected to the 27th Parliament of the United Kingdom at the 1900 general election and re-elected to the 28th Parliament at the 1906 general election.
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Reading Girls' School is a single-sex partially selective (bilateral) school in Reading, Berkshire, England.
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