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The Rebellion of Brașov was a revolt against Nicolae Ceaușescu's economic policies in Communist Romania, which erupted on the day of the 1987 local election.

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In the Pond is a 1998 novel by Ha Jin. He has been praised for his works relating to Chinese life and culture.

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